1. Teddy Bear
- his belly covers view at his feet
- he wants someone to hug him
- his sweetness will make you dizzy
- he could caress you till death
- he is docile as puppy
2. Mommy’s boy
- his mom still chooses his clothes every morning
- he doesn’t make any decision without his mom
- he doesn’t accept any cooking but his mom’s
- he will call his mom all the time, even during sex with you
- he would gladly live with mom till he dies
3. (Un)fashionable
- he thinks he is the god of style
- he wears all patterns together
- his socks are never in the same color
- his clothes are tighter than yours
- he wears everything what is out of fashion
4. Jock-gay
- he spends more time in front of mirror than any girl
- he is married to gym
- his biggest achievement is carrying two girls at once
- he worships his hair
- he is more tanned than you
5. Artist
- he doesn’t work, because it’s aganist his philosophy
- his life is harder than anyone else’s
- he is always aganist everything
- his life goal is to find the real truth
- he speaks with lines from poems
xoxo
LOL I couldn’t agree more! I think I’ve dated the teddy bear, mommy’s boy, unfashionable, jock-gay! So far, I haven’t dated an artist. I’m sad to admit that I’m one of those girls who fell for those guys! You’ve clearly stated all the things that I hated from all of them hahah ! No wonder I didn’t end up with any of them! I’m so glad though, that I’m dating a guy who’s a ‘academic’ + musician… I think he’s a great combination
I love your post! Keep posting 
Haha thank you!